Critical Conditioning Fitness

‘Fitness For nerds, by Fit nerds.’

Kris ‘Iron Dad’ Evan is proud to announce a new Fantasy RPG inspired fitness program called ‘Critical Conditioning’! Starting November 2026, the prologue will take 10 adventurers through a ‘beta’ to test, break, and improve the program for all future chapters.

This unique nerd fitness program will open to the public in the Spring of 2027. If you’d like to be the first to know any updates and potentially receive an invite to the program early - ensure you sign up below and keep up with all of Iron Dad’s social media!

Pro tip: Loyal Patreon and Discord Community members usually get the first invites!

TL:DR - Program Summary

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Ready to embark on a legendary adventure and permanently increased your RL stats - Apply Below!

Note: If you already have Discord installed, clicking this image will get you to our community with the correct roles.

Character Class Breakdown

When you create your character, you can choose one of several classes to include Paladin, Necromancer, Warrior, Ranger, Monk, and more! The class you choose determines the initial workout and training plan that is loaded to your Critical Conditioning App profile. This way you can start with some guidance on day 1 without waiting on the onboarding. Our team will get notified of the class you pick and our onboarding manager, Nathan, will reach out to you to answer any questions, discuss your fitness goals, barriers, any limitations, etc to ensure you are fully equipped to embark on this legendary adventure to permanently increase your real life HP! Each class can also gain bonus exp by completing weekly quests unique to that class.

Enjoy increasing your real life stats alongside epic storytelling, custom tailored exercise/nutrition/habit-forming plans, a supportive community and more such as;

  • Regardless of class chosen, all nutrition, workout, and habit forming plans will be custom fit for you and your goal(s)

  • Weekly class-specific quests to provide you bonus experience

  • Level up your character from 0 to 100 through fitness, community engagement, task completion, quests and more!

  • Access to a Crit exclusive community

  • Personal video check ins from Iron Dad and his team

  • Member Exclusive D&D and other TTRPG one shot games

  • Access to a library of resources through the Critical Conditioning App (meals, discounts, misc. guides, etc)

  • Discover or unlock legendary gear to equip to your custom made character!

  • Random encounters that can provide bonus exp to the participating adventurers

  • Unlock a chapter-exclusive token upon completion which will be mailed to your address

  • Monthly Tavern All Call Q&A

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